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Vi ayer la peli iraní de terror, Under The Shadow, y me gustó bastante. Triptych, está por encima de muchas mierdas que ves XDDDD
Además mola el retrato que hace de la sociedad iraní, y el tema de la modernidad en algunas partes de la sociedad contra la represión que surge después de la revolución.
Me faltó, eso sí, un ente que diera más miedo.
ENEMIES OF METAL, YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD!
Anoche fui al cine a ver Resident Evil: Capítulo Final. Pues señores, vaya MIERDÓN XDDDDDDDD
A ver, que toda la saga es mala pero a mí me hace mucha gracia. Pero es que esta… posiblemente sea la peor película de todas. Con la mitad del metraje rodado a oscuras! No se ve una mierda entre eso y tanto cambio de plano y cámara a toda hostia. Supongo que no tenían un duro de presupuesto y lo hicieron así para que no cantaran los efectos o vete tú a saber. Me pareció bastante incómodo ya que los leds del suelo del cine eran más luminosos que lo que se veía en pantalla.
Además, con incongruencias de guión (guión plano de cojones, por otra parte), final abierto (Capítulo Final XDDD). En fin, una mierda como una catedral. Al menos dio para unas buenas risas después de verla.
ENEMIES OF METAL, YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD!
Esto nos ha pasado un colega sobre eso de REsident Evil que ha leído en IMDB
I have never written a review of a movie before I saw Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. After watching this piece of zombie dung, I jumped onto IMDb to see who is responsible for this catastrophe of a movie.
First thing I notice is the movie has a 6.3 rating. Really people? 6.3 to me is ABOVE AVERAGE and if you think this movie is a 6.3, you are either: high, wasted, age 12, or have an IQ of a zombie with brain damage. This movie is the literal definition of the word, “garbage.” I felt compelled to tell the world how terrible this movie is… and calling it terrible is actually being lenient.
I could pick out a million different things as regards to why this movie is awful. Stupid plot, terrible acting, all the characters with zero character. I will spare you your time and talk about two.
First: EDITING. I would LOVE to listen in the editing room talk during the making of this movie. Good lord it would be hilarious. The average time taken between camera cuts has got to be a movie record. During several scenes the camera had to have changed 5 times in the span of like 2 seconds. I felt like I was being interrogated by the CIA watching this poop. Halfway through the movie I felt like I would spill any government secrets if I had any just to make it stop. And when Alice gets to the last room in the hive, the movie finally gives you a moment of relief for two minutes but at that point you’re already dead.
Second: JUMP SCARES. There is probably an average of 2-3 jump scares per setting. It gets hilarious as the movie goes on. Every time the movie gets quiet, get ready to have your ears blown out by the loudest noises they could legally include in the movie. If I took a shot for every jump scare in this movie, I’d be dead in 10 minutes.
Best part about this movie: it’s over and I’m still alive. Enjoy life kids, you never know when you may stumble upon a movie such as this.
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