Brazzers quiere comprar el Bayern

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  • #169206


    asylum
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    Me ha llegado esto al curro y no sé ni como:

    BRAZZERS OFFERS TO BUY FC BAYERN MUNICH

    Legendary porn brand, BRAZZERS, has approached Karl-Heinz Rummenigge with the deal of the life time. BRAZZERS wishes to purchase FC Bayern Munich, and rebrand it to “FC Brazzers Munich” in an attempt to merge to dominate brands in their respective industries.

    Merecía topic propio :risa:

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  • #169207


    asylum
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    Y aquí la carta abierta, es una pena que no vaya a fructificar:

    Wednesday, May 27th, 2015 ATTENTION: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, CEO of FC Bayern München AG

    Dear Karl-Heinz, Congratulations for an amazing season! But let’s skip formalities, do you mind if call you “Kalle”? Or do you prefer “King Kalle”? Let’s go with King, because it’s quite obvious to us we are dealing with royalty.

    We’ve noticed an uptick in mentions of our brand, BRAZZERS, every time FC Bayern dominates the field (which, to be honest, is a large amount of times). We love the fact that we are associated with such a dominant, powerful team. But we want to get closer than that. Association is great and all, but we’d like to get down on one knee and offer you the deal of a life time.

    We are interested in purchasing FC Bayern Munich. We run the world’s most popular and prestigious adult entertainment website, so why not own the world’s best football team? Imagine the great things we could do together!

    Our first order of business would be branding; we’d change the name from “FC Bayern Munich” to “FC Brazzers Munich.” Why? Quite simply we believe Brazzers is synonymous with big things (you can Google us to see what sorts of big things, we have quite a variety).

    Our second step would be to offer all athletes of FC Bayern a lifetime VIP membership to our site. This goes beyond the regular membership, but we’ll keep the details a secret unless you are sincerely interested in our offer.

    Take some time to think about this, but when you do, we are sure that you will realize that this could bring FC “Brazzers” Munich to a whole new audience.

    You know how to reach us,

    Mario Nardstein Director of Brazzers BRAZZERS.COM

    ENEMIES OF METAL, YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD!

  • #169208


    Buddy
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    Hombre, hay que reconocer que la delantera saldría reforzada.

  • #169212


    Roy
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    Dios quiero esa camiseta

    Red Sharks!

  • #169220


    Stargazer
    Participante

    A saber en qué páginas te metes en el curro…:jeje: :jeje: :risa: :risa:

  • #169295


    asylum
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    Simplemente es que me ha llegado la nota de prensa al correo XD

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